Fails the Bechdel test

Being Human

1994. Directed by Bill Forsyth, written by Bill Forsyth.

The Bechdel test

Bechdel score

1 / 3

Fails

  1. Yes 1. At least two women
    12 women characters. 7 of them speak.
  2. No 2. Who talk to each other
    Our parser found no scene where two women talk to each other.
  3. No 3. About something besides a man
    Not reached: the film fails an earlier rule.

Second opinion

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The film

Five bittersweet vignettes that span the entire human history about five different men, all called Hector and played by the same actor (Robin Williams), who find themselves at a critical juncture in their lives. In prehistoric times, Hector lives in peace with his wife and their little son and daughter in a cave on a quite uninhabited island somewhere in the north. His world is shattered when a group of foreign pagan raiders led by a young chieftain and a somewhat pacifistic priest arrive there. In Ancient Rome, Hector is a loyal well-treated slave of Lucinnius, a somewhat naive big trader with political connections. When his latest shipment fails to arrive and the local corrupt governor Cyprion refuses to lend him money for his further endeavors due to bad omen that a professional soothsayer saw while reading the future from a chicken liver, he is ruined. To make things worse, just as Hector plans to ask his master for freedom and elope with his master's female African slave Thalia, Lucinnius informs him that they've been chosen to be scapegoats and must kill themselves under the governor's orders. In medieval times, Hector is a Scotsman who's traveling with a somewhat zealotic but friendly and well-intentioned priest on a mission of mercy to help the fallen crusaders, mortally wounded in the bloody skirmishes, make it to the other side in peace. Beatrice, a nice beautiful flirtatious Italian widow, is traveling part of the way with them as well. Hector is tired of death and carnage and wants to go home but when he and Beatrice connect despite not speaking each-others languages, he falls for her. The priest warns him that he can't handle her needs but Hector doesn't take his friendly warning seriously and eventually leaves with her. However, he soon realizes that the priest was referring to responsibilities of a complicated family life. During the Renaissance, a group of Portuguese nobleman and their servants and soldiers gets shipwrecked somewhere on the coast of Africa. They make an encampment at the beach and try to find some Africans to ask for help but they also try to uphold their strict old ways of life at their beach camp. The realities of the life and death situation they're in kick in quickly and things go wrong for most of them. Hector is one of the lower nobleman, who tries to reconnect with his lover, who wants nothing to do with him. However, Hector's misfortune turns out to be his blessing this time, if only temporarily. In present day New York, Hector is about to pick up his young daughter and little son he hasn't seen in years from his ex wife and her new husband and take them to a seaside bungalow where they can reconnect again. However, his day turns into a quagmire. First he gets blamed by the police for a bizarre accident that almost kills one of the tenants in a building owned by his somewhat sleazy partner Boris. Then Hector borrows the flower delivery car from his nice girlfriend Anna to get the kids but forgets to deliver the flowers which Anna's client ordered for a celebration. His kids don't make things much easier for him either. He decides to treat them like adults for a change and they have a redeeming serious talk about their uneasy relationship.

Released
06 May 1994
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Rated
PG-13
IMDb
5.3 / 10
Metascore
33 / 100
Elsewhere
View on IMDb

Starring, by lines spoken

  • Women
  • Men
  • Not in the cast list
  • Bigger name, more lines
  1. Hector 409 lines, man
  2. Bobby 64 lines, man
  3. Betsy 58 lines
  4. Lucinnius 54 lines, man
  5. Beatrice 49 lines, woman
  6. Dom Paulo 49 lines, man
  7. Priest 39 lines, man
  8. Francisco 35 lines, man
  9. Thomas 26 lines, man
  10. Nuno 15 lines, man
Full cast, 77 people
  • Robin Williams as Hector
  • Theresa Russell as The Storyteller
  • John Turturro as Lucinnius
  • Anna Galiena as Beatrice
  • Vincent D'Onofrio as Priest
  • Héctor Elizondo as Dom Paulo
  • Lorraine Bracco as Anna
  • Lindsay Crouse as Janet
  • Jonathan Hyde as Francisco
  • Bill Nighy as Julian
  • Grace Mahlaba as Thalia
  • Lizzy McInnerny as Ursula
  • William H. Macy as Boris
  • John Finn as Detective Cobb
  • José Pérez as Santiago
  • David Proval as George
  • Kelly Hunter as Deirdre
  • Maudie Johnson as Bambina
  • Max Johnson as Bambino
  • Robert Carlyle as Priest
  • Eoin McCarthy as Leader
  • Irvine Allen as Raider
  • Iain Andrews as Raider
  • Robert Cavanah as Raider
  • Tony Curran as Raider
  • Andrew Flanagan as Raider
  • Seamus Gubbins as Raider
  • Iain McAleese as Raider
  • David McGowan as Raider
  • Gavin Mitchell as Raider
  • Michael Nardone as Raider
  • Brian O'Malley as Raider
  • Paul Riley as Raider
  • Danny Kanaber as Gallus
  • Jim Hooper as Julien's Slave
  • Robin Hooper as Julien's Slave
  • Simon McBurney as Hermas
  • Vivienne Ritchie as Dalmia
  • David Morrissey as Cyprion's Man
  • Andrew Tiernan as Cyprion's Man
  • Laurance Rudic as Solus
  • Mark Long as Slave
  • Rouchdi Mohamed as Man #1 at Cyprian's
  • Hassan Mekiat as Man #2 at Cyprian's
  • Simon Clark as Man in Bathhouse
  • Sam Guttman as Sailor
  • Finlay Welsh as Pedlar
  • Andrew Charleson as Wagon Driver
  • Maria Mazetti Di Pietralata as Beatrice's Daughter
  • Paul Higgins as Soldier
  • John Surman as Soldier
  • Conrad Asquith as Officer
  • Zoot Lynman as Boy Squire
  • George Dillon as Peter
  • Gregor Henderson-Begg as Nuno
  • Ken Stott as Gasper Dias
  • Steve Shill as Luis
  • Peter Kelly as Father Diogo
  • Donald Sumpter as Salgado
  • Tobie Cronje as Dario
  • Bhasker Patel as Andre
  • Ewan McGregor as Alvarez
  • Gavin Richards as Da Cunha
  • Nicholas Hewetson as Deserter
  • Tim McMullan as Deserter
  • Stefan Weclawek as Dom Paul's Son
  • Willie Jonah as Slave
  • Luke Hardy as Sailor
  • John X. Heart as Donald
  • Jeanne Reynolds as Reporter
  • Andrew Dolan as Reporter
  • Karen L. Thorson as News Sound
  • Louis Landman as NY Policeman
  • Adam Bryant as Neighbor
  • Diane Gnagnarelli as Neighbor
  • Danny Kovacs as NY Policeman
  • Rob Brezsny as TV Man - Psychic

Who talks, scene by scene

Lines of dialogue in every 4 scenes, start to finish. Women above the line, men below. 9% of lines come from characters we couldn't match to the cast list and aren't shown.

Women

Men

Scene 1 Scene 169

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Show the numbers
ScenesWomen's linesMen's lines
1 to 404
5 to 834
9 to 1203
13 to 1609
17 to 2002
21 to 24041
25 to 28811
29 to 32013
33 to 36235
37 to 40032
41 to 4415
45 to 4848
49 to 52414
53 to 56018
57 to 601932
61 to 6438
65 to 68114
69 to 721311
73 to 7623
77 to 8082
81 to 8484
85 to 8817
89 to 92114
93 to 96054
97 to 100010
101 to 10403
105 to 108031
109 to 112047
113 to 116024
117 to 120013
121 to 124437
125 to 128017
129 to 132011
133 to 136026
137 to 140051
141 to 144126
145 to 148239
149 to 1522229
153 to 15607
157 to 160124
161 to 164044
165 to 168015
169 to 169024

The evidence

  • Straight from the script
  • Counted from the script and the credits

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Exhibit A: every 100 lines

Out of every 100 lines with a known speaker, 12 are women's.

108 lines from women, 826 from men.

  • Women
  • Men

Exhibit B: who's in it

12 women and 55 men in the cast. 7 women and 32 men from it get lines.

Characters

With lines

  • Women
  • Men

Exhibit C: who gets heard

The first woman speaks at line 8 of 1,027. The longest stretch with no woman speaking runs 198 lines.

Every line of dialogue, first to last

  • First line by a woman
  • Longest stretch with no woman speaking

Words spoken

Women speak 10% of the words (1,377), men 90% (11,845). Women have 12% of the lines, so their lines run shorter than men's.

Exhibit D: the test the other way

Two named men talk to each other about something besides a woman. It passes the reverse test.

Conversations between two named characters

Exhibit E: behind the camera

3 of the 11 people in these jobs are women. Across the whole crew, 29% of the people whose gender is listed are women.

Directed by
Bill Forsyth (man)
Written by
Bill Forsyth (man)
Produced by
David Puttnam (man), Robert F. Colesberry (man)
Shot by
Michael Coulter (man)
Edited by
Michael Ellis (man)
Music by
Michael Gibbs (man)
Production design by
Norman Garwood (man)
Costumes by
Sandy Powell (woman)
Cast by
Susie Figgis (woman), Sharon Howard-Field (woman)

The crew, department by department

  • Costume & Make-Up

    3 women, 2 men

  • Production

    2 women, 3 men

  • Sound

    0 women, 2 men, 2 not listed

  • Art

    0 women, 1 men

  • Camera

    0 women, 1 men

  • Directing

    0 women, 1 men

  • Editing

    0 women, 1 men

  • Writing

    0 women, 1 men

  • Women
  • Men
  • Gender not listed on TMDB

Exhibit F: how old the stars were

Women: 41 on average. Men: 43 on average. The top-billed cast, at the film's release.

Women

Theresa Russell 37, Lorraine Bracco 39, Anna Galiena 44, Lindsay Crouse 45

Men

Vincent D'Onofrio 34, John Turturro 37, Robin Williams 42, Bill Nighy 44, Jonathan Hyde 45, Héctor Elizondo 57

Exhibit G: the money

It made 13% of what it cost.

Budget
$40 million
Box office
$5 million

From TMDB, not adjusted for inflation.

About this analysis

Our parser read the script: 169 scenes and 1,027 lines of dialogue. How the test works

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