Fails the Bechdel test

The Thing

1982. Directed by John Carpenter, written by Bill Lancaster and John W. Campbell Jr..

The Bechdel test

Bechdel score

0 / 3

Fails

  1. No 1. At least two women
    Fewer than two women characters.
  2. No 2. Who talk to each other
    Our parser found no scene where two women talk to each other.
  3. No 3. About something besides a man
    Not reached: the film fails an earlier rule.

Second opinion

Agree bechdeltest.com readers give it 0 out of 3.

Poster for The Thing

The film

A US research station, Antarctica, early-winter 1982. The base is suddenly buzzed by a helicopter from the nearby Norwegian research station. They are trying to kill a dog that has escaped from their base. After the destruction of the Norwegian chopper the members of the US team fly to the Norwegian base, only to discover them all dead or missing. They do find the remains of a strange creature the Norwegians burned. The Americans take it to their base and deduce that it is an alien life form. After a while it is apparent that the alien can take over and assimilate into other life forms, including humans, and can spread like a virus. This means that anyone at the base could be inhabited by The Thing, and tensions escalate.

Released
25 Jun 1982
Genres
Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Rated
R
IMDb
8.2 / 10
Metascore
57 / 100
Awards
1 win & 5 nominations total
Elsewhere
View on IMDb

Starring, by lines spoken

  • Women
  • Men
  • Not in the cast list
  • Bigger name, more lines
  1. Macready 213 lines, man
  2. Childs 104 lines, man
  3. Garry 64 lines, man
  4. Dr. Copper 56 lines, man
  5. Nauls 53 lines, man
  6. Palmer 47 lines, man
  7. Blair 46 lines, man
  8. Norris 35 lines, man
  9. Sanchez 28 lines, man
  10. Clark 26 lines, man
Full cast, 21 people
  • Kurt Russell as MacReady
  • Wilford Brimley as Blair
  • T.K. Carter as Nauls
  • David Clennon as Palmer
  • Keith David as Childs
  • Richard Dysart as Dr. Copper
  • Charles Hallahan as Norris
  • Peter Maloney as Bennings
  • Richard Masur as Clark
  • Donald Moffat as Garry
  • Joel Polis as Fuchs
  • Thomas G. Waites as Windows
  • Norbert Weisser as Norwegian
  • Larry Franco as Norwegian Passenger with Rifle
  • Nate Irwin as Helicopter Pilot
  • William Zeman as Pilot
  • John Carpenter as Norwegian (video footage) (uncredited)
  • Adrienne Barbeau as Computer (voice) (uncredited)
  • Jed as Dog Thing (uncredited)
  • Bill Lancaster as Norwegian (uncredited)
  • Dick Warlock as Norwegian (uncredited)

Who talks, scene by scene

Lines of dialogue in every 4 scenes, start to finish. Women above the line, men below. 1% of lines come from characters we couldn't match to the cast list and aren't shown.

Women

Men

Scene 1 Scene 176

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Show the numbers
ScenesWomen's linesMen's lines
1 to 400
5 to 801
9 to 1208
13 to 16032
17 to 20017
21 to 2401
25 to 28021
29 to 3203
33 to 3607
37 to 4004
41 to 44019
45 to 4803
49 to 5207
53 to 5602
57 to 6003
61 to 6403
65 to 68014
69 to 72014
73 to 7607
77 to 80021
81 to 84051
85 to 8807
89 to 92025
93 to 9606
97 to 100043
101 to 104079
105 to 10804
109 to 11209
113 to 11609
117 to 120011
121 to 124015
125 to 12803
129 to 132031
133 to 136013
137 to 140014
141 to 14409
145 to 148058
149 to 152066
153 to 156014
157 to 16004
161 to 16407
165 to 168015
169 to 17209
173 to 176016

The evidence

  • Straight from the script
  • Counted from the script and the credits

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Exhibit A: every 100 lines

Out of every 100 lines with a known speaker, 0 are women's.

0 lines from women, 705 from men.

  • Women
  • Men

Exhibit B: who's in it

1 women and 19 men in the cast. 0 women and 11 men from it get lines.

Characters

With lines

  • Women
  • Men

Exhibit C: who gets heard

No woman speaks. The longest stretch with no woman speaking runs 711 lines.

Every line of dialogue, first to last

  • Longest stretch with no woman speaking

Words spoken

Women speak 0% of the words (0), men 100% (6,024).

Exhibit D: the test the other way

Two named men talk to each other about something besides a woman. It passes the reverse test.

Conversations between two named characters

Exhibit E: behind the camera

None of the 10 people in these jobs are women. Across the whole crew, 7% of the people whose gender is listed are women.

Directed by
John Carpenter (man)
Written by
Bill Lancaster (man)
From the novel by
John W. Campbell Jr. (man)
Produced by
David Foster (man), Lawrence Turman (man)
Shot by
Dean Cundey (man)
Edited by
Todd C. Ramsay (man)
Music by
Ennio Morricone (man)
Production design by
John J. Lloyd (man)
Cast by
Anita Dann (gender not listed)

The crew, department by department

  • Other crew

    0 women, 26 men, 19 not listed

  • Art

    0 women, 10 men, 12 not listed

  • Sound

    0 women, 15 men, 6 not listed

  • Camera

    0 women, 8 men, 11 not listed

  • Production

    1 women, 6 men, 7 not listed

  • Costume & Make-Up

    3 women, 4 men, 3 not listed

  • Directing

    1 women, 5 men, 2 not listed

  • Visual Effects

    0 women, 4 men, 3 not listed

  • Women
  • Men
  • Gender not listed on TMDB

Exhibit F: how old the stars were

Men: 38 on average. The top-billed cast, at the film's release.

Men

T.K. Carter 25, Keith David 26, Kurt Russell 31, Richard Masur 33, Charles Hallahan 38, David Clennon 39, Peter Maloney 40, Wilford Brimley 47, Donald Moffat 51, Richard Dysart 53

Exhibit G: the money

It made 1.3 times what it cost.

Budget
$15 million
Box office
$19.6 million

From TMDB, not adjusted for inflation.

About this analysis

Our parser read the script: 176 scenes and 711 lines of dialogue. The bechdeltest.com rating comes from that site’s readers. How the test works

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